quarta-feira, 30 de março de 2011

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Frases e expressões nossas traduzidas ditas em inglês:

A seguir você verá expressões do nosso dia a dia traduzidas ao pé da letra para o inglês, tornando-as engraçadas. Lembre-se, porém, de que esse modo literalmente traduzido de nossas expressões idiomáticas e dizeres não corresponde ao modo como o falante de inglês fala. Eles têm as suas próprias expressões idiomáticas, de acordo com a própria cultura. É justamente o aspecto "nonsense" dessas traduções literais abaixo, feitas por um falante de português brasileiro, que confere a elas o humor característico:

- I am more I! - Eu sou mais eu!

- Tea with me that I book your face - "Chá" comigo que eu livro sua cara.

- Do not come that it does not have - Não vem que não tem.

- Wrote, didn't read, the stick ate - Escreveu, não leu, o pau comeu.

- To release the hen - Soltar a franga.

- She is full of nine o'clock - Ela é cheia de nove horas.

- Between, my well - Entre, meu bem.

- I'm completely bald of knowing it - Estou completamente careca de ouvir isso.

- To kill the snake and show the stick - Matar a cobra e mostrar o pau.

- Can you please break my branch? - Você quebra meu galho, por favor?

- The wood is eating - O pau "tá" comendo!

- Uh! I burned my movie! Oh! - Ah não! Queimei meu filme! Oh!

- I'm with you and I don't open! - "Tô" contigo e não abro!

- I will wash the mare - Vou lavar a égua.

- You traveled on the mayonnaise - Viajou na maionese.

- Who advises friend is - Quem avisa amigo é.

- Do you think this is mother Joanne's house? - Você pensa que aqui é a casa da mãe Joana?

- Go catch little coconuts - Vai catar coquinho!

- You are by out - Você está por fora.

- You are very face of wood! - Você é muito cara-de-pau!

- They are trying to cover the sun with the sieve. - Eles estão tentando cobrir o sol com a peneira.

- If you run, the beast catches, if you stay, the beast eats. - Se correr, o bicho pega, se ficar, o bicho come.

- I have to peel this pineapple - Tenho que descascar este abacaxi.

- Don't fill my bag. - Não enche o meu saco.

- I need to take water out of my knees - Preciso tirar água do joelho.

- It already was! - Já era!

- Before afternoon than never! - Antes tarde do que nunca.

- Do you want a good-good? - Você quer um bombom?

- Oops, gave Zebra - Ops, deu Zebra.

- You can take your little horse out of the rain! - Pode tirar o cavalinho da chuva!

- Bird Mary, full of grace - Ave Maria, cheia de graça.

- Go comb monkeys! - Vá pentear macacos!

- The goalkeeper took a chicken - O goleiro tomou um frango.

- The cow went to the swamp! - A vaca foi pro brejo!

ALGUMAS FRASES EM INGLÊS TRADUZIDAS AO PÉ DA LETRA PARA O PORTUGUÊS.

Aseguir você verá expressões do nosso dia a dia traduzidas ao pé da letra para o inglês, tornando-as engraçadas. Lembre-se, porém, de que esse modo literalmente traduzido de nossas expressões idiomáticas e dizeres não corresponde ao modo como o falante de inglês fala. Eles têm as suas próprias expressões idiomáticas, de acordo com a própria cultura. É justamente o aspecto "nonsense" dessas traduções literais abaixo, feitas por um falante de português brasileiro, que confere a elas o humor característico:
- I am more I! - Eu sou mais eu!
- Tea with me that I book your face - "Chá" comigo que eu livro sua cara.
- Do not come that it does not have - Não vem que não tem.
- Wrote, didn't read, the stick ate - Escreveu, não leu, o pau comeu.
- To release the hen - Soltar a franga.
- She is full of nine o'clock - Ela é cheia de nove horas.
- Between, my well - Entre, meu bem.
- I'm completely bald of knowing it - Estou completamente careca de ouvir isso.
- To kill the snake and show the stick - Matar a cobra e mostrar o pau.
- Can you please break my branch? - Você quebra meu galho, por favor?
- The wood is eating - O pau "tá" comendo!
- Uh! I burned my movie! Oh! - Ah não! Queimei meu filme! Oh!
- I'm with you and I don't open! - "Tô" contigo e não abro!
- I will wash the mare - Vou lavar a égua.
- You traveled on the mayonnaise - Viajou na maionese.
- Who advises friend is - Quem avisa amigo é.
- Do you think this is mother Joanne's house? - Você pensa que aqui é a casa da mãe Joana?
- Go catch little coconuts - Vai catar coquinho!
- You are by out - Você está por fora.
- You are very face of wood! - Você é muito cara-de-pau!
- They are trying to cover the sun with the sieve. - Eles estão tentando cobrir o sol com a peneira.
- If you run, the beast catches, if you stay, the beast eats. - Se correr, o bicho pega, se ficar, o bicho come.
- I have to peel this pineapple - Tenho que descascar este abacaxi.
- Don't fill my bag. - Não enche o meu saco.
- I need to take water out of my knees - Preciso tirar água do joelho.
- It already was! - Já era!
- Before afternoon than never! - Antes tarde do que nunca.
- Do you want a good-good? - Você quer um bombom?
- Oops, gave Zebra - Ops, deu Zebra.
- You can take your little horse out of the rain! - Pode tirar o cavalinho da chuva!
- Bird Mary, full of grace - Ave Maria, cheia de graça.
- Go comb monkeys! - Vá pentear macacos!
- The  goalkeeper took a chicken - O goleiro tomou um frango.
- The cow went to the swamp! - A vaca foi pro brejo!
 LET'S LAUGH  FOLKS!

At School
The Science Teacher
The science teacher explained to his class that long waves can go round objects but short waves cannot. Seeing blank faces, he picked up his hat, held it in front of his face and asked the nearest pupil, "Can you see my face?"
"No sir."
"Can you hear my voice?"
"Yes sir."
"What does that show?" He hoped for the answer that sound waves are long and light waves short, but the boy retorted hopefully,
"You're talking through your hat, sir." *

*be talking through your hat = to talk nonsense - to be talking about a subject as if you know a lot about it when in fact you know very little.
Good Manners
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
"Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?"
"I say pardon me."
"Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?"
"Step on the other foot to get a second one."

Don't generalize
In a school in the States, the teacher had just described Christopher Columbus' discovery of America.
"Just imagine, children, if he had not risked the ocean, you would not be here today. Wasn't he marvellous?"
All the children cheered, except one.
"Aren't you pleased young fellow?"
"No miss."
"Why?"
"I'm an Indian."


LINDOS PENSAMENTOS EM INGLÊS  SOBRE A AMIZADE

1.    If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
2.    True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
3.    Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
4.    Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
5.    I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.
6.    Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
7.    We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
8.    My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
9.    Hold a true friend with both your hands.
10.    A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
11.    Pass this on to all of your FRIENDS, even if it means sending it to the person that sent it to you. And if you receive this email many times from many different people, it only means that you have many FRIENDS. And if you get it but once, do not be discouraged for you will know that you have AT LEAST ONE GOOD FRIEND.
Ever Loving Friend --

The 15 Most Common White Lies and Why


White LiesEveryone tells a white lie on occasion, it’s just a question of why.  Some white lies save relationships, some ease a hectic situation, and others buy us time.  The list could go on forever.  Stretching the truth is a natural component of human instinct because it’s the easy way out.  We all do it, so there is no reason to deny it.  Honestly, I think the world is probably a better place because of our white lies.
As long as we aren’t hurting others or breaking the law, these innocent lies can make life more pleasant.  They can absorb potential friction between our varying personalities and vacillating moods as we nudge into one another on the quest through our daily routine.  Most of these white lies only stretch an interpretation of what the truth actually is anyways.  Given our rigid optimism to each lead a tailored ideal life, white lies simply cushion us from ourselves.
Here’s my list of the 15 most common white lies and why we tell them:
  1. It wasn’t me! – Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for.
  2. The table will be ready in 5 minutes. – Because it sounds a lot better than 15 minutes.
  3. Oh, yeah.  That makes sense. – Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless.
  4. Thank you so much!  I just love it! – Because telling someone that their gift sucked would make me look like an insensitive jerk.
  5. Yeah, you look great in that dress. – Because it’s better than being slapped.
  6. Oh, things would have been different if I was there! – Because I’m Superman and I can always make a difference… or at least that’s how I want others to perceive of me.
  7. No, officer… I have no idea how fast I was going. – Because claiming ignorance is sometimes better than admitting to insubordination.
  8. I’m 29. – Because 29 is like 20 years younger than 30.
  9. Yeah, I’ll start working on that ASAP! – Because telling you I have 10 things to do first would just irritate you.
  10. Yes, John was with me last night. – Because that’s what friends do… we agree and ask questions later.
  11. My resume is 5 pages long for a good reason. – Because I’m darn good at bullshittin’!
  12. Man, that sucker was 10 feet long! – Because anything less would be boring.
  13. Yeah, I was a badass on my high school football team! – Because I want to be seen by others in an even stronger light than I see myself.
  14. I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build. – Because you can’t see me in this online chat room… ha ha!
  15. I thought I already sent that email out.  I’m sure I did. – Because telling you that it was a low priority and I forgot would probably hurt our relationship.

O SIGNIFICADO DA PALAVRA "AMOR" EM VÁRIAS LÍNGUAS

 O SIGNIFICADO DA PALAVRA "AMOR" EM VÁRIAS LÍNGUAS   

Alemão Ich lieb Dich
Árabe Ana Behibak (para homem)
Ana behibek (para mulher)
Armênio Yes kez sirumen
Bambara M'bi fe
Bangla Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya Nahigugma ako kanimo
Búlgaro Obicham te
Cambojano Soro lahn nhee ah
Chinês Cantonese Ngo oiy ney a
Catalão T'estimo
Cheyenne Ne mohotatse
Chichewa Ndimakukonda
Coreano Sarang Heyo
Corsican Ti tengu caru (para homem)
Creol Mi aime jou
Croata Volim te
Dinamarquês Jeg Elsker Dig
Holandês Ik hou van jo
Inglês I love you
Eslovaco Lu 'bim ta
Esloveno Ljubim te
Espanhol Te quiero - Te amo
Esperanto Mi amas vin
Estoniano Ma armastan sin
Etíope Afgreki'
Faroese Eg elski teg
Farsi Doset daram
Filipino Mahal kita
Finnish Mina rakastan sinua
Francês Je t'aime - Je t'adore
Gaélico Ta gra agam ort
Gaélico Escocês Tha gra - dh agam ort
Georgiano Mikvarhar
Grego S'agapo
Gujarati Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Havaiano Aloha wau ia oi
Hebreu Ani ohev otah (para mulher)
Ani ohev et otha (para homem)
Hiligaynon Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hmong Kuv hlub koj
Hopi Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Húngaro Szeretlek
Icelândico Eg elska tig
Ilonggo Palangga ko ikaw
Indiano Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Indonesiano Saya cinta padamu
Inuit Negligevapse
Irish Taim i' ngra leat
Italiano Ti amo
Japonês Aishiteru
Kannada Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili Nakupenda
Konkani Tu magel moga cho
Latino Te amo
Latvian Es tevi miilu
Libanês Bahibak
Lituano Tave myliu
Malaio Saya cintakan mu - Aku cinta pakamu
Malayalam Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarim (chinês do) Wo ai ni
Marathi Me tula prem karto
Marroquino Ana moajaba bik
Mohawk Kanbhik
Nahuati Ni mits neki
Navajo Ayor anosh'ni
Norueguês Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan Inaru Taka
Papiamento Mi ta stimabo
Persa Doo-set daaram
Pig latin Iay ovlay ouyay
Polonês Kocham Ciebie
Português Eu te amo
Romeno Te ubesk
Russo Ya tebya liubliu
Sérvio Volim te
Setswana Ke a go rata
Sindhi Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux (índios norte-americanos) Techihhila
Sueco Jag alskar dig
Suiço Ich lieb Di
Swahili Ninapenda wewe
Tagalog Mahal kita
Taiwanese Wa ga ei li
Tahitiano Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai Chan rak khun (para mulher)
Phom rak khun (para homem)
Turquia Seni Seviyorum
Ucraniano Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu Mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamita Anh ye^u em (para mulher)
Em ye^u anh (para homem)
Welsh 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish Ikh hob dikh
Yorubá Mo ni fe

Londrinês?! Os segredos do exótico idioma falado nas ruas da capital inglesa

                                   Londrinês?!

                   Os segredos do exótico idioma falado
                          nas ruas da capital inglesa


                                        Ricardo Marques da Silva e Tina Leme

           Você está em Londres e ouve um carinha comentar com outro,
    apontando para o seu lado: “ Oh, boy, she is so sad! ” Não pense
    que você parece triste. Nem fique crusty ou dead rar. O melhor é
    procurar uma butique maneira e atualizar o guarda-roupa. E, a
    partir daí, começar a ouvir frases mais agradáveis, como “ She is
    kosher ”, ou, melhor ainda, “ She is cris”, ou “ She is so det ”, o que
    significa que você pode estar realmente pukka.
          Em todo caso, antes de arrumar as malas vale a pena conhecer
    a gíria das ruas e dos pubs londrinos, para não se confundir. Como
    em qualquer outro lugar, a linguagem em Londres nem sempre é
    literal – e nem sempre um bom dicionário é o suficiente. O impor-
    tante é “don’t give it the large”.
          Sad, no caso, em vez de triste quer dizer ultrapassado, out of
    fashion. E tem sentido: para os jovens londrinos, em geral, uma
    pessoa fora de moda é alguém que não curte a vida – portanto,
    sad. Crusty é usado no sentido de estar chateado, “de saco cheio”,
    e rar é quando alguém está bravo de verdade. Dead apenas enfatiza
    o pensamento: “My Dad is dead rar because I got home too late
    last night”, ou seja, o pai da garota está uma fera porque a festa de
    ontem extrapolou.
          Em compensação, sorria quando alguém disser que você está
    kosher. Essa palavra, que em iídiche designa a comida preparada
    segundo os preceitos judaicos, foi apropriada pelos jovens ingleses
    para identificar algo ou alguém very good, ou muito legal. E sorria
    ainda mais se lhe chamarem de cris ou det: ambos os termos foram
    inspirados pela comunidade afro-caribenha e podem ser o anúncio
    de uma bela cantada, significando que você é gatíssima, ou
    gatíssimo, e está abafando. Pukka , então, de origem indiana (pro-
    nuncia-se “paca”), é o máximo: indica algo maduro, pronto para
    comer. “To give it the large” é algo como exagerar, dar bandeira.
    Por exemplo, quando um carinha está dançando piradão demais,
    fala-se: “ He’s giving it the large”.


                    Cultura Inglesa Magazine n. 27, ano VIII, março de 1997, pp. 15-16.
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BEAUTIFUL POEMS




                     BEAUTIFUL POEMS



Colors Of My World!

Sometimes my world is very shiny and bright~
With the colors of the flowers, blue, yellow and red...
And at those time, my heart is very happy,
And my mind bubbles with the happy things you've said!

Then in a lovely evening, the colors of my world change again~
To silver and the gold of the moonlight, and shadowy glows of the night...
My heart rests so pleasantly, and my thoughts turn so sublime,
The night comes and I find rest, and my world is so right!

Other times, when by the beautiful sea, my world is mostly white~
The froth of the water, the lofty clouds, and the seagulls up above...
And the soft breezes from the water waft my cares into nothingness,
And my heart is once again at ease, and I am enveloped with your love!

Colors of my happy, comfortable home, all hues of grains of wood~
Shiny bricks upon the floor, cool to walk on, divine therapy for my toes...
The smell of brown coffee brewing in the pot, promising me an indulging treat,
Colors of love and happiness, love for you like a beautiful full blown rose!

But just a sign from you that I have done something to upset your world~
And unkind word that tears the happy drapes from the portals of my heart...
And then my world turns all shades of an unhappy blue,
And my world crumbles into nothingness, and the teardrops start!

By Miskitti


I'm Richer Than You Are!

My mama told me when I was born~
I was so little she didn't think I would live...
She didn't have enough milk for me,
And I depended on the kindness folks had to give!

There was a milkman who gave me milk~
I believe he was a cousin of my dad...
I don't remember drinking the milk,
But as big as I grew up to be, it must not have been so bad!

Then later in life, I was a tricky brat~
My brother was bigger than me for sure...
And he used to fight with me all the time,
And I'd beat him up to even the score!

Still older yet, about nine years after I was born~
I remember mama reprimanding me for stealing her some corn...
But she cooks it for us anyway, in a big old pot,
And it was good, and methinks, I wasn't such a bad thing that she got!

When I went to school, I wore feed sacks made into a dress~
But I felt so fancy in them, I was proud of them, I confess...
I think back, and I remember I thought I was perfect, nothing to improve on here,
I was so very happy with my life, I saw only perfection everywhere!

When I got big enough, I got married to a very handsome man~
And I love him so very, very much, as only a cute country gal can...
And life was perfect, I didn't have everything, but that I didn't know,
One Christmas, my hubby gave me and iron, and in a picture, with it, I put on quite a show!

Simple I am, simple I was, and simple I will always be~
What I don't have, I don't need, and the fancy things I don't want to see...
I just take pleasures in the simple things of life, in the sky and the pretty country flowers,
And I think it's a lot of fun to lie in the green grass and watch the clouds up there for hours!

And perhaps, to you, I am stupid, and stupid, I well may be~
But if stupid I am, hey, that's okay, but are you as happy as me...
When you drive down the highway in your big old shiny car,
Just think of me, because in the things that count, I believe I'm richer than you are!

By Miskitti


I've Been Old Too Long!

I'm tired of dressing up like a fat old woman~
I'm tired of singing a damned old song...
I'm tired of being know it all and stodgy,
I've just been old too long!

So be on the lookout for what I'll do next~
I'm looking for youth and I'll find it come what may...
And I am planning to be carefree and happy again,
And I don't care what anyone will say!

I'm gonna dress up in a long loose dress~
With nothing under it but just me...
And I'm gonna get me a long, red convertible,
And just my dust you'll see!

I'll turn my radio up real loud~
And listen to happy music as I ride along...
And my old wrinkled body will turn smooth again,
I'll laugh when they say I'm wrong!

This bun I wear on the back of my head~
I'm gonna let it loose and let it fly with the wind...
I'm gonna wear a bikini at the beach,
And have a dolphin as a friend!

And to hell with looking prim and proper~
And to hell with thinking all of this is wrong...
I'm gonna break out of this damned old person shell,
Cause I've been old too long!

By Miskitti


The Divine Mystique!

Clouds of cotton filled the sky, in a field of awesome blue~
As the stream rippled over the rocks, it sang a song or two...
Beautiful mountains close by, reflected in the clear, pure stream,
Made my life so comfortable, a virtual angel's dream!

I stopped to tie my shoelace, and sat upon a tuft of green vibrant grass~
And a nightingale sang it's velvet song to me, an aria of the most excellent class...
The vapors rose from the water and caused and ethereal, misty dew,
And there looking back at me from the other side of the body of the water, 
I looked and I saw you!

You smiled your beautiful smile, with a mouthful of lustrous pearls~
A special angel that seemed to come out of nowhere, perhaps a king from another world...
You stopped and sat right next to me, and you kissed me on my cheek,
The intensity of the kiss you landed on my face, made my knees go weak!

Was this all and awesome dream, or was it so elegantly real~
To meet a handsome stranger was the wish all my life, I always wondered how it would feel...
And here you were in magnificent splendor, the handsomest man I had ever seen,
And you came to me as is by magic, from unknown vistas green!

But to ask questions about this happening, to inquire might spoil the image I saw there~
It definitely held great mystique for me, just knowing that you care...
And I will never question, from whence one came that is so divine,
I will just indulge in it, and thank heaven that you are mine!

By  Miskitti


In The Mood!

The sun has set in the west, it's a beautiful sight~
And I have showered and have put on my nightie, I'm ready for the night...
I smiled at you, and there was a twinkle in my eye that I hope you understood,
I put a pretty bow in my hair and I am trying to tell you that I am in the mood!

You went outside and brought in a bouquet of beautiful lilies for me~
And as you gave them to me, a glimmer of a smile in your eyes I could see...
We didn't hunger or thirst for anything, we were not wanting for any food,
And right away, I could see, that you, too, were in the mood!

You smelled so wonderful with a masculine spicy scent~
And I knew that even if I tried to resist you, it was impossible, because I can't...
Your kisses were so wonderful, and you said my mouth reminded you of a rose bud,
And I was so happy, because it was clear to me, that you, too, were in the mood!

You went into the glass cupboard and you fetched a glass for some sweet wine~
And you filled each glass full of the sparkling stuff, one for you and the other one was mine.
And as I sipped it and winked at you, thing were beginning to get really good,
Because you winked back and flirted with me, and it was evident you were in the mood!

And the time for night-night was here, and we went straight to our comfy bed~
And we were delighting in anticipating the best night we've ever had...
And oh, things were so wonderful, the time we had was super good,
And it's just great when we are so romantic, and the two of us are in the mood!

By Miskitti



Only Love Will Know The Reason!

Beautiful is the lake, where the wild water lilies grow~
For it is in this enchanted place, that wonderful love was mine to know...
But my love has long departed, and I am so dejected and alone,
And instead of the warmth of love do I feel, the coolness and dank invades my bones!

Where warm arms once held me tight, and joy I thought could never end was mine~
Now, there is only emptiness and sorrow, where once the lilies bloomed so divine...
And by my side there is nothingness, for without him, for me there is no use in living,
For when love leaves you alone and blue, the joy has left the gift of giving!

The water still is beautiful, azure as a kitten's eye can be~
When it gazes at a butterfly, like when you gazed at me...
And here I exist in an empty world, with no one I love to wipe my eyes as I cry,
And there is no dream appearing on the horizon, so I guess this is my fate until I die!

The mountains reflect in the lake, breathtaking as our love used to be~
Where dreams were magnificent, where glories were yet to be...
But time erased all of the beauty, as time erases the glory of each rose,
And then our love dies, and it wilts as the rose does, and what becomes of it,
 only God knows!

And I will dream forever, of a handsome, tall and glorious man~
Whose love made me so happy one time, but he will never come again...
And in the thatched hut by the lake, me and my desire for love will ebb and die,
And I will grow old and faint of heart, and only love will know the reason why!

By Miskitti

Who are you!

There once was a time when I thought I knew who you were,
Yet to look into your eyes I see nothing but a blur...
Have the days been so long or the nights so cold,
That what we once vowed seems almost absurd....

Yet my heart still longs for the Love we once made,
Two bodies entwined like the gold on a chain...
Where is this man who took claim to such passion
Who promised to Love, Cherish and Honor this sanction...?

Have the years between us mattered more than you cared,
For in your eyes I never saw a glimpse of despair....
Life was bound to change for us be it Better or Worse.
Faith was to lead us through the passageway of hurts....

Your lies are endless; claiming no responsibility will you ever bear,
Self-protection is your guide as you sit on over there....
With just the blank look you hold in your stare
Never hearing a word and always telling me you don't care....

Trust no longer lives here with in these walls of our home,
Respect cannot come if contempt is all that is left to share....
No longer am I the one you hold late at night or for that matter even kiss
"Good Nite"!

Even though we may lie in the same bed to sleep, and at the same table while
we sit down to eat.
The difference is a world apart, two souls who vowed to be as one....
Now live together so totally undone,
I thought I knew you so long ago, now one of us must stay and one must go....


By Linda Emerson-Rook
http://heavensblessings.20m.com 


New Day Dawning

The sun is rising, revealing a brand new day,
My heart is singing in the most unusual way....

This day that is dawning puts a smile upon my face,
For whatever I do I must not bring disgrace....

I will choose to do the best that I can,
And with that I am already ahead in the race....

This day I will shine like a star in the sky
With God at my side every step of the way....

New Beginnings are happening everyday,
It is just a matter of how you choose your way....

Now go and do the right thing, keep those virtues by your side, and hold
tight to your morals don't let them get away, now go and have a "Great Day!"


By Linda Emerson-Rook
http://heavensblessings.20m.com 


Someday

I hear the laughter of people off in the distance,
Knowing I too will be surrounded by life, engulfed with the living,
I will again be looked upon as the person I once was.
Full of optimism and trust, within a heart so full of Life.
I will not ever become what someone else thinks, but rather that of myself.


By: Linda Emerson-Rook 


My Sweet Little Desiree

Love lives all around you.
As I hold you in my arms.
I fall into another time another place.
Your little hand in mine bonds the future with the past.
Your smile extends like the rays of sunshine on a bright clear day.
Your laughter fills my heart and soul for only you truly know the meaning of
Unconditional Love. 

By: Linda Emerson-Rook 



The Ties That Bind

He who dwells here, sits as if never born, held between sane and insane.
Never knowing the difference of right from wrong. To look in the eyes of
emptiness, hateful and dim. No one resides here, his heart is his own, beats
only for himself.
Over the years I have watched, listened and heard.
Only that of a Child who was left somewhere in the past of his very own hell.
His grave he digs for he who will lie there upon waking, since no man will
live there only that of a child.
His soul never surrendered to God. His heart cold as the ground he walks.
His eyes a piercing gray. He sees only that which he can live with in some
profound sense. Reality is not his. The Child inside, he runs, he hides, he
lie's and deceives. No man lives there. Who gave such a soulless side to
him. For what reason for what purpose, their own! No Man till he faces
reality, Life not his, but societies.

By: Linda Emerson-Rook 


Friends Like You



There is no limit on sunshine seen in ones day

For the heart can see so much more than ever thought

No limit placed on love received in ones life

All this made possible because of friends like you

Wonderful doesn't begin to describe feelings felt

For some feelings are simply beyond description

Especially feelings as those your friendship allows me

And for that I know I have been blessed

Knowing I can reach out for your guidance when needed

Your assistance ever so near should I require a helping hand

Never missing a chance to point out everything good within ones day

And the best part of my everyday is having friends like you

Your friendship has become so important within my life

Sometimes all it takes is a simple call just to say hello

Perhaps a coffee shared with small talk and laughter

Or a silly card saying you were thinking of me

This life has indeed been made better because of your friendship

For you always bring me sunshine during my cloudy days

Allow me peace within my heart when I feel lonely

Thank goodness I have been allowed friends like you



©2001FrankB.Holcomb

www.franksprose.com


Walking In The Rain


I still remember our first days together.

How we thought nothing

of doing those things

people do while falling in love.

Walking in the rain,

catching the falling snow,

picking wild flowers.

How long ago was that?

Seems like forever.

Now we always take our umbrella

when it looks like rain.

We stay inside during those snow storms.

Everything just seemed so "right" back then.

Not a care to worry about.

Not a worry to care about.

I have to say I kind of miss

those days from long ago.

I miss the spirit we had.

The excitement of falling in love with you.

More than anything else,

I miss us.

The way we were.

Caught up in the everyday world

and all the business a household demands.

All the time we spend away from each other.

Even while together.

Perhaps it's time we thought about

leaving the umbrella at home.

Maybe we should start looking forward

to the falling snow again.

Please take my hand once more.

Let's walk in the rain.

Let's make some angels in the snow.

Let's fall in love all over again.

©2000FrankB.Holcomb


Beauty
By: Matthew Evans

Life's beauty has no doorsteps
Its past has no behind
The corner of its every realm cannot be clearly defined
So look at it as you see yourself for beauty has no mirror
For every love in your heart will not will always be true and clear

(Note: Short and sweet, I wrote it so everyone will know how truly beautiful they are as a child of God)
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LIFE

By: Matthew Evans

Life has its ups and downs yet I still go forth
and in every movement I make my life
for my evening star always falls north
and in every love I will always strife

for a better peace with mankind and all living things
if this can happen, it will be so sweet to the sense's
and the fears and aggressions I will put up to hang
and across the far distance I see love so tense

so onward I move love set in my heart I never will stop
then I see her she is so gracious and blue
I sit by her for a second in the fields of forgotten crops
she tells me her secrets which seem so true

and in that moment, that second of time, I kiss her lips and we combine.
all the tears fallen, the trees sitting in the breeze seem to be perfect to a imperfect me.

(Note: A simply poem that many could relate to hopefully)
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Last Rainbow of Untamed Love

Like the river fox that is never tamed
I will love you with untamed love
and through every loss and through every gain
we will stick together like two doves
Like the last rainbow in the sky
I will always be by your side
and into two separate paths we will fly
forever our souls will glide
(Note: A Love poem I wrote to someone, I am sure it could be applied to many people)

Well that is some of my work, I should not even call it work. I enjoy it profusely.

Matthew Evans


Love From the Heart !
By: Linda K ( Mithi )
Love is only from the Heart
And should never be torn apart
Deep inside, it is like a flame
Burning and knowing this is not a game
It is only true feelings
Yet, these feelings are so appealing
Having one's touch
And to be Loved so Much
Never being torn apart
For true Love is only from one 's Heart !!

LOVE
By: Linda K ( Mithi )
Love can be blind
Yet it can be kind
Love can be lies
but can not be denied
Love can be blue
but can be true
Love can not stay
if taken away
Love can break your heart
and tear you apart
Love can be found
with a soft sound
Love can not see
for it is a mystery
Love is a thrill
and never be Killed
Love is never solved
when it is involved
Love we Know
should only grow
Love is tomorrow
with out any sorrow
Love is on the inside
but should be shown on the outside
Love will never bind
But it can be blind!!

PIADAS CURTAS ( SHORT JOKES)


PIADAS CURTAS ( SHORT JOKES)
 WHAT A FUNNY COW! (QUE VACA ENGRAÇADA)
An American:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
An Italian:
- We have Silvio Berlusconi, no wonder, no hope and no cash.

- All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.

- Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

- What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
- 365 used condoms are VERY good year.

- What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
- Stop!
Treason! The ass!!!

- Who has invented the love?
- The poor, so they can fuck for free.

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.

Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.

Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.

Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.

Good: Your son has a serious relationship.
Bad: The relationship is with a man.
Very bad: With your best friend.

Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You have found porn videos in his room.
Very bad: You and your wife are the main actors. 

I'm tired  of these jokes! 
Oh My Gosh!I'M JUST A BEAR!(ESTOU CANSADO DESTAS PIADAS)  OH MEU DEUS!! SOU APENAS UM URSO!

SORRY FOR SAYNG THAT! (DESCULPAS POR DIZER ISTO!

terça-feira, 29 de março de 2011

Quais as frases mais usadas no Estados Unidos?

Quais as frases mais usadas no Estados Unidos?


São expressões idiomáticas e se forem traduzidas ao pé da letra perderá o sentido cognitivo em relção ao português brasileiro:

Don't push me! (não força!)
What a hell is going on here?(que diabos está acontecendo aqui?)
I'm down in the dumps... (to sofrendo, "com dor de corno")
Are you pushing my leg, right? (ta brincando comigo, certo?)
That's such a shame! ( que vergonha!)
Please, come over here. (Por favor venha até aqui.)
So, let's get it start. (Então, mãos à obra.)